NewsroomDec 29, 20192 minChief Justice Pikachu’s Guide to Life, Part 2 of 2Our reporter, Blue, gained unprecedented access to the Chief Justice, who agreed to discuss his personal health, beauty, and relaxation...
NewsroomMar 29, 20192 minChief Justice Pikachu’s Guide to Life, Part 1 of 2Our reporter, Blue, gained unprecedented access to the Chief Justice, who agreed to discuss his personal health, beauty, and relaxation...
NewsroomMar 20, 20192 minBlastoise Announces 2020 Presidential BidStanding before a crowd of cheering Pokémon at Cerulean City Hall, Congressman Blastoise declares his intent to run for president....
NewsroomMar 9, 20191 minCongressman Bulbasaur is "Disappointed"We caught the mysterious and elusive Congressman Bulbasaur on his way into his office at the Victory Road capitol building. "Bulba saur...
NewsroomMar 8, 20191 minCongress Blocks President Charizard's Volcano ProjectThis morning, Congress met to review President Charizard's proposal for building a Pokémon-made volcano. They quickly came to the...
NewsroomMar 7, 20191 minPresident Charizard Demands Funds to Build a VolcanoPresident Charizard announced that a Pokémon-made volcano will be built on Indigo Plateau, stating "It will be a great volcano,...
NewsroomDec 5, 20181 minFirst Lady Ninetales Spotted on Victory RoadAn anonymous source spotted First Lady Ninetales out for a stroll on Victory Road. "She was outfitted in gleaming white furs and wore an...
NewsroomNov 7, 20182 minMeet the New Members of CongressMidterm elections concluded last night, ushering in a new era of Congress men and women, spanning multiple parties. The Red Party is no...
NewsroomNov 6, 20181 minSupreme Court Strikes Down Bicycle BanThis afternoon, the Supreme Court struck down President Charizard's bicycle ban. Chief Justice Pikachu delivered the decision, stating...
NewsroomOct 12, 20181 minPresident Charizard "too busy" to think about midtermsOur reporter meets President Charizard at the Rocky Range where he and Justice Magmar are enjoying a game of Throw Rocks....
NewsroomOct 9, 20181 minPresident Charizard Announces Bicycle BanThis morning, President Charizard announced a ban on open sales of bicycles. Per the president's executive order, any Pokémon interested...