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President Charizard "too busy" to think about midterms

Our reporter meets President Charizard at the Rocky Range where he and Justice Magmar are enjoying a game of Throw Rocks.


"Mag...mar...magmar!" Justice Magmar shouts gleefully as the president throws a boulder-sized rock a truly marvelous distance.





When our reporter asks about the number of congressional seats up for grabs during the upcoming midterm elections, President Charizard cocks his head and snorts, "That's happening? I'm too busy to care about that."


Our reporter explains that depending on he outcome of the elections, the current partisan makeup of Congress could change dramatically, as there are many strong contenders for seats held by current members of the Red Party.


President Charizard responds by bellowing "But I'm president!" and hurls a boulder while Justice Magmar watches in awe.




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